who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
Earlier this morning, a slideshow played over the announcements on the middle school dance and the required dress code.
It was split into separate rules for ladies and gentlemen, of course.
The girls’ slide looked something like this:
- Girls must wear a tea-length Maxi dress. Cleavage must not be showing. Sandals are not allowed. Formal dresses are not allowed. Jeans are not allowed. Girls can’t wear this. Girls can’t wear this. Girls can’t wear this.
I can’t remember it verbatim but the one bullet was easily a paragraph or more. Before the next slide appeared, I called out “TWO LINES!” And guess what the boys’ slide looked like?
- Boys must wear a tie or dress shirt.
- No jeans.
I laughed with hearty anger.
